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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!"

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] dragongirl16's userinfo
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I love this:

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
IF you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
IF you are co-dependent, please ask them to press 2.
IF you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
IF you schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
IF you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No-one will answer.
IF you are paranoid, we know who you are and why you're calling. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.


Blatently stolen from [livejournal.com profile] muffytaj's lookup
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Oh god, I have to link this. It's an assortment of bloopers from essays and things, concerning very serious historical matters. It's wonderful, it really is.
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We currently possess a bag of 'Sirius' brand roasted peanuts, bought from Aldi. Also on offer was a frozen dessert (in several fruit-based flavours) called a 'Firenze'.

....

I'm not a rabid sad geek, honest.

Also? Am currently perfectly willing to go homicidal on the ass of whomever decided that doing a materia medica would be a good and useful thing for us students. I hate the freaking thing!
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Am stinking ill, and really need to keep track of time when reading harry potter pornfanfiction. Thus, linkage!
Link And it's not porn! 'The 5 sickle box', starring Weasley's Wizard Wheeze. G rated really, and featuring a SPORK!!!!

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Sep. 19th, 2004 03:44 pm
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Have finally made to (blind) jump into uni, and am not particularly liking it.

Which is why I've come home for the weekend, to where everything is just is.

This amused me:
(Sing to the tune of 'if you're happy and you know it, clap you hands')
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it'all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq

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